A CLOSE ENCOUNTER OF THE THIRD KIND
The farmer reported hearing a voice from the flying circle say "Fear Nought!
For I am Nothing! Give me Three!" And the Green Tree Monster was paralysed
but raised three fingers in the air as he swore allegiance to The Three Bees...
Later he claimed to have been visited by Men in Black who said "Keep your big mouth shut about this! You know Nothing! You saw Nothing! You heard Nothing! "
He said he was following up reports of unusual crop circles mysteriously appearing in plantations around Pineapple Mountain.